Mike Sinkovich Tells You How It Is

Non-Student Makes Millions Off Really Stupid Idea

Marketing and commerce critics are calling it a revelation of the advertising age, while others are denouncing it as a passing fad. The cause of all this contention? A disturbingly handsome (almost Face from the A-Team good-looking) and charismatic non-student called Mike Sinkovich who has recently made his first million from his first business venture.

Many have asked where the original concept came from, but only Mr Sinkovich himself could provide the true answer...

"Basically I wanted loads of money so I could kick back, sip some jack and shoot high powered weapons at passing traffic. Taking one of the most cynical views on the state of mankind I began my 'I know you're all dumb cunts' advertising business"

...but how does the business actually work?....

"I began by placing an advert in a local free-ads. I must stress that this was really cheap and makes me a business genius. You writing this down? Yeah?
Okay so I took out the advert inviting people to come stand in a room while I shout out a list of companies at them and because people are so fucking stupid it actually worked. Now I've got loads of money and because people think money is great, they talk about me all the time, which means I get more money? Did I mention you're all pricks and I'm really smart?"

Mr Sinkovich is to attend a Business degree course at his local University in the summer, along with several hundred others who were unable to find anything they were good at.

Many have commented that Mr Sinkovich's obvious contributions to the almost unstoppable machine that is slowly turning every single tangible element of human existence into a corporate dollar sign should justify his exemption from any legal hearing, and that he should simply be shot off the face of the Earth. Others have named him a business legend because he's got bits of paper with big numbers on them, and when it all boils down, that's what really counts.

Outside of any moral or financial debate, however, the entire international community has agreed no-one likes a braggart and that this guy just looks like a smug cunt.

Holocaust Day "offensive"? Imagine that.

For some reason I have recently restrained myself from writing any new articles. Every time the black pig demon that dwells in my raisin-like heart (it's a very small pig demon, but he's got a lot of hate) I somehow have lost the urge to spill my bile onto these pages.

Predictably, however, I have spent most of today at work dwelling on a news story I read in the morning and proceeded to re-read at various intervals throughout the afternoon, muttering dark words of anger and violence into the cathode ray tube. Angry electron showered face of pain.

My opinion on religion can be heavily correlated to my opinion on sexuality . When it comes to your need to convince yourself of some higher order, other than chaos and the random movement of molecules throughout the universe, go ahead and buy whatever you want. Giant peanut with a drawn on face? Great sounds awesome, but I won't see you in church because I don't give a f u c k. See how easy that is?

So, it's not surprising that I really couldn't give a shit about what the Muslim faith is doing or cares about, they don't bother me religiously, and I have no problem with them doing their thing. What does fuck me off is this......

Quoth Sir Iqbal :

"The very name Holocaust Memorial Day sounds too exclusive to many young Muslims. It sends out the wrong signals: that the lives of [some] people are to be remembered more than others. It is a grievance that extremists are able to exploit."

The proposal had been drawn up to change that impression, said the committee member.

"One way of doing that is if the Government were to sponsor a national Genocide Memorial Day," he added.

I thought the whole "multi-cultural Britain" thing was to accept each others race/religion/whatever and agree that in the current situation (giant ball of earth and water, spinning at high speeds around a giant time bomb through....well, we don't know) there are better things to do than argue over what colour each person is.
I dig it, I totally get down with that, no problem. Quite ironically, however, the so called (and self appointed) Muslim "leaders" who seem to be intent on driving a wedge between the the Muslim communities and the rest of the country have a hard time swallowing the fact that in order to achieve this, they will, at some point, have to sit down and shut the fuck up about being Muslim.

It really is as simple as that.

You feel Holocaust Memorial Day excludes you as a Muslim? The memorial of the genocidal murder of over 6,000,000 Jews makes you feel left out? Aww poor you, now have a seat and help yourself to the finger buffet of shut the fuck up. It's self service or I can bitch slap some in your mouth if you like.

It's holocaust remembrance for that very fucking reason.....because it's remembering the holocaust. It's not Muslim inclusion day, it's not Muslim exclusion day, it's nothing to do with the Muslim faith. Why? Because it was the Jews who were being murdered. Unless that is what you're disputing, in which case all bets are off.

I severely doubt that any of Sir Iqbals inane babblings reflect in any truth from the actual opinions of the Muslim community, so I beg any Muslim reading this, to find this guy and just punch him in the face. Don't say anything, just smack him as hard as you can in the face. After a few days he'll get bored and fuck off. Or die from a brain hemorrhage. Either way I don't care.

Then we can get down to sorting out this place and getting the fuck off this planet. Cheers.

P.S. I'd also like to point out that I started this a year ago today, so cheers to anyone who reads this crap, buy me a beer if you like. Also, there will be some changes to the place come February so if you have a really boring life and hang about on the net a lot wanking then you will have something new to wank over shortly. I don't mean wank over your shorts.